“How Can You Watch That I’m A Celebrity Shite?” Says Man Who Definitely Watches It


A local man who claims reality TV show ‘I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here’ is shite definitely watches every minute of it. Brian Donnelly began tutting and shaking his head disapprovingly in the staff canteen today when he overheard two of his co-workers discussing last night’s episode.

“Don’t tell me you watch that shite.” said Brian. “Dear oh dear. The missus loves it too. As soon as it comes on I go into the other room and put the football on. I mean Harry Redknapp is funny and Anne did really well in last night’s trial and I wouldn’t kick that black one out of bed for farting but how does anyone watch that shite?”

Brian said he would never watch any reality TV and anyone who does is an idiot.

“And don’t get me started on Big Brother either.” he continued. “The worst programme ever made in the history of television. Cameron should never have won the last series. He was the most annoying housemate since Craig in series 6. Cian clearly deserved to win it. Honestly I don’t know how anyone watches that shite.”