‘How Can Anyone Watch That I’m A Celebrity Shite?’ Says Man Who Definitely Watches It

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A local man who claims reality TV show ‘I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here’ is the worst thing on television definitely watches every minute of it. Brian Donnelly began tutting and shaking his head disapprovingly in the staff canteen this morning when he overheard two of his co-workers discussing last night’s opening episode of the new series.

“Don’t tell me you watch that shite.” said Brian. “Dear oh dear. The missus loves it too. As soon as it comes on I go into the other room watch football and DIY programmes. I mean Ant and Dec were really funny last night and fair play to Nadine for jumping out of the plane ‘coz she looked so nervous leading up to it but honestly, how does anyone watch that rubbish?”

Brian said he would never watch any reality TV and anyone who does is just plain thick.

“Big Brother was the worst. Probably the worst programme ever made in the history of television actually. No wonder it’s finished. Cameron should never have won the last series. He was the most annoying housemate since Craig in series 6. Cian clearly deserved to win it. Honestly I don’t know how anyone watches any of that sort of rubbish. And I bet Kate Garraway won’t do that bushtucker trial tonight either. It looks horrendous. What an awful programme.”