‘How Can Anyone Watch That Rubbish?’ Asks Man Who Clearly Watches Every Minute Of It

A local man who clearly watches reality TV show ‘I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here’ has said he doesn’t know how anyone can watch that rubbish. Brian Donnelly began tutting and shaking his head disapprovingly in the staff canteen this morning when he overheard two co-workers discussing last night’s opening episode of the new series.

“Don’t tell me you watch that shite.” said Brian. “Dear oh dear. The missus loves it. As soon as it comes on I go into the kitchen and watch football and DIY programmes. I mean Ant and Dec were funny last night and fair play to Snoochie for walking the plank ‘coz she looked so nervous leading up to it but honestly, how does anyone watch that rubbish?”

Brian said he would never watch any reality TV and anyone who does is stupid.

“Big Brother was the worst. Probably the worst programme ever made in the history of television actually. No wonder it’s finished. Cameron should never have won the last series. He was the most annoying housemate since Craig in series 6. Cian clearly deserved to win it.

“Honestly I don’t know how anyone watches any of that sort of stuff. And I bet Danny pukes doing the eating trial on I’m a Celeb tonight. Awful programme. I’d never watch a second of it.”