RTE News staff reveal presenter’s ‘live on air’ fart pranks – “Her hole is rotten”

RTE staff who work on flagship news programme Six One News have revealed that presenter Caitríona Perry is a serial fart prankster. It is alleged that Perry purposely stinks the studio up every evening as they go live to the nation just for a laugh.

“She thinks it’s hilarious.” said 44 year old cameraman David O’Malley who wishes to remain anonymous. “Every evening, regular as clockwork, as soon as we go live she starts squeezing out the old ‘silent but deadlies’ if you know what I mean and I’ll tell you this, her hole is absolutely rotten.”

It’s a far cry from the image of the beautiful, sophisticated broadcaster most people have but some RTE insiders believe it’s time the viewers knew the truth.

Floor manager Denise McGuire, who also asked not to be named, told us “I’m sure the people of Ireland think she’s the perfect lady but let me tell you something, that one has an arse like a machine gun. She seems to be able to fire them off at will. What the hell does she eat?”

As difficult as it is for staff behind the cameras to cope with, it can be even worse for her co-presenters. In a recent interview via a live satellite link with US vice president Kamala Harris, David McCullagh appeared to be gagging while trying to conduct a very serious interview. Perry was clearly visible in the background laughing hysterically.

She likes to surprise guests live on air too. Last Friday evening, viewers watched Caitríona interview Minister for Health Stephen Donnelly in the studio. During the discussion she launched a floater in his direction and the Minister’s face appeared to almost turn green as he struggled to keep himself composed while the sniggering presenter looked on in delight.

So remember, next time you’re watching the Six One News and you notice the other presenters or guests acting a little strange, chances are Caitríona Perry just stank the place up and they’re gagging in an invisible cloud of foulness we can only imagine.