Former man expecting to do really well in women’s swimming

A former man is expecting to do really well in women’s swimming having recently become the USA’s first ‘transgender’ athlete to win a national championship.

Lia Thomas, a 6 foot 4 fully intact biological male, is already dominating women’s college swimming in the United States having spent the previous 3 years winning nothing in men’s swimming.

Thomas won the women’s 500 yard freestyle event at the American National Championships, finishing a full 7 seconds ahead of Catherine Buroker in second place.

Many people believe Thomas has every right to compete in women’s events but that’s because those people are mental.

Lia Thomas herself stays away from the media and has only given one interview since switching to women’s sports.

“I compete in women’s swimming races because I am a woman.” she told ESPN while giving her balls a good scratching. “Just because I have a penis and a hairy chest doesn’t mean I can’t be a woman. Get with the times people. You can be anything you want these days.”

As things stand, Thomas has no chance of ever representing the United States in the Olympic Games as the International Olympic Committee recently decided that no woman who has ‘transitioned’ after the age of 12 can compete in women’s events. Unsurprisingly Lia Thomas is not happy.

“If they don’t change their ridiculous rules I may be forced to identify as disabled and compete in the Paralympics. I’m sure if I get my dick cut off I’ll qualify as an amputee.”