Christmas Is Over So It’s Easter Now, Confirm Supermarkets

Supermarkets nationwide have began putting away all their Christmas crap and replacing it with Easter crap. That’s because as far as they’re concerned, as soon as Christmas and New Year are over it’s Easter, even if it it is still only January 2nd.

We asked Irish Retail Association President Brian Kelly what the fuck they’re playing at.

“It’s called business and if you don’t like it, tough shit.” he told us. “We’re going straight from one holiday into the next from now on. Just wait ’til you see all the St. Patrick’s day crap we’re also putting out today.”

So there you have it folks. If you start seeing Easter Eggs in your local supermarket today, and we already have, there’s absolutely nothing you can do about it so there’s no point in moaning and giving out.

The holidays are all gradually running into each other so we’d like to take this opportunity to wish all our followers a Happy St. Patrick’s day and Easter and also happy birthday and Merry Christmas. Just leave your tree up and be done with it.