Eamon Ryan Suggests Saving Water By Not Flushing For Every Toilet Visit

Minister for the Environment Eamon Ryan has suggested people save water by not flushing the toilet every time they use it. The Green Party leader said he’s not talking about number 2’s obviously but urged everyone when urinating to limit their toilet flushing to every fourth or fifth visit.

“Your dinner guests will be none the wiser because your pee-pee kind of looks like that yellow toilet duck stuff. Mine does anyway.”

Mr Ryan said there are also plenty of other ways people can save water this winter if they just put their minds to it.

“Why fill your hot water bottle with water when you can just pee into it? I’m aware I’m giving a lot of pee-based advice here but bare with me. Again this means one less flush of your toilet so it’s all good news for the planet. And don’t forget your pee-pee is hot and steamy so that makes for a comfy night’s sleep. Mine is anyway.”

Several doctors contacted RTE after the interview urging the Minister to visit his GP immediately to arrange giving a urine sample for urgent analysis.