England Win Cricket World Cup Which Apparently Is A Thing


England’s cricket World Cup final clash with New Zealand ended in a final over tie – ending in a super over which apparently means England win. The run chase got off to a rocky start as New Zealand demolished England’s top order, taking four early wickets but Ben Stokes and Josh Buttler put on a hundred partnership to revive the innings. In case you hadn’t noticed already we’ve copied and pasted this shit and have no idea what the hell any of it means.

In a dramatic last over, Ben Stokes hit a six and England got six overthrows when a New Zealand fielder hit Stokes bat to send the bowl to the boundary. What the actual fuck?

Surrey bowler Liam Plunkett ended with figures of 3-40 off his 10 overs – claiming the important wickets of Kiwi skipper Kane Williamson (30) and Henry Nicholls (55) in the space of 14 balls. That’s hardly their ages in brackets is it?

Tom Latham hit 46 off 57 balls as the Black Caps managed to make 62 runs off the final 10 overs. However, New Zealand had something something bla bla bla fuckety fuck and so on and so forth. Sorry, not a clue lads. Not a fucking clue!