Conor McGregor Announces Comeback Fight

Conor McGregor has announced his comeback fight and confirmed during a press conference in Dublin this morning that his next opponent will be comedian PJ Gallagher.

McGregor has yet to fight since breaking his leg in a second consecutive defeat to bitter rival Dustin Poirier in July 2021. The MMA star had an online row with Gallagher recently and believes he’s the perfect opponent to get him back to winning ways.

“I’ll bleedin burst him. I’ll batter him. The pox bottle. Then I’ll batter his whole family. I’ll batter you lot too with your poxy bleedin cameras. I’ll batter everyone. Shower of bleedin’ geebags. Nobody can beat me. Except the lads that beat me obviously.”

McGregor was asked if he’s just going to fight comedians from now on.

“Don’t be ridiculous. Of course not. There’s a couple of singers I have me eye on too. That Chris Rea fella sounds like he could do with a good beating. Driving home for Christmas me hole. I’ll drive into next bleedin’ Christmas. Anyway, shut your faces. This press conference is over. Bleedin’ tramps.”

McGregor then left the building and said anyone who uses a photograph of him without his permission is going to get bleedin’ battered.