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A local man has told how he is hoping his Mother doesn’t video call him some night when he’s at home pissed drunk. Brian Rigney’s […]

The government confirmed today that Gardaí have been given special emergency powers to arrest parents who give their children terrible haircuts during the current lockdown. […]

A local cat whose family are self-isolating at home due to the coronavirus wishes they’d just piss off back to work. Fluffy Molloy from Tullamore […]

A Dublin man who up until last week had been laughing at and mocking the coronavirus has drastically changed his tune. Brian Dempsey from Tallaght […]

Donald Trump has told Americans that everything is going great in the fight against Covid-19 despite the news that Chicago is now joining New York […]

In a move that will surely lift the spirits of the nation and prevent widespread panic, off-licences all over Ireland have confirmed they will remain […]

The British government has decided that this whole coronavirus thing could actually be getting a bit serious and that they should maybe do something about […]

A local man has said that it’s a sad day if you can’t enjoy St. Patrick’s day without going to the pub. 32 year-old Brian […]

Talks between Fine Gael and Fianna Fáil leaders Leo Varadkar and Micheál Martin are said to be at an advanced stage and it is believed […]

A study carried out by the Institute for Scientific Research has found that all men who walk around wearing full tracksuits are twats. Dr. Philip […]