New Law Means Women Shopping In Pyjamas Can Be Shot On Sight
A new law passed today means armed Gardaí have been given special powers to shoot on sight any women spotted shopping in their pyjamas. The […]
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Spice Girls Sell Out Croke Park As Entire Nation Forgets How Shite They Were
Tickets for the Spice Girls Menopause Tour concert in Croke Park next year went on sale at 9am this morning and all 80,000 were gone […]
Grandads Switch From Light Cardigans Back To Heavy Cardigans As Temperatures Plummet To 20 Degrees
Having spent all week in light cardigans due to the sunny weather and high temperatures, Grandads all over Ireland are expected to get back into […]
Huge Day For Irish Sport As English Football Team In Champions League Final
Irish barstool supporters of English football teams can barely contain their excitement as the Champions League Final is upon us at last. Pubs nationwide will […]
Meghan Markle’s Dad Has Another Heart Attack After Receiving Bill For Royal Wedding
The Father of Royal Bride Meghan Markle has landed back in hospital after suffering another heart attack. Sources say it happened earlier this morning when […]
Drunken Brawl At Royal Wedding As Harry Gets Stuck In
Britain’s Royal Wedding turned into a Royal Rumble yesterday as hundreds of drunken guests got involved in a massive punch up. Chairs and bottles went […]