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Four years after coming to power, Donald Trump has at long last fulfilled his promise of making America great again by finally fucking off. Mr. […]

Almost as much as Covid-19, there is something else most people had hoped the new year would signal the end of – that awful Snoop […]

We’ve all been there. You’re at home watching telly with your granny. Your friend sends you a video on WhatsApp. It could be anything from […]

President Michael D. Higgins has called Donald Trump an orange-faced bollocks. Mr. Higgins said he’d rather die than ever welcome Trump to Ireland as President […]

A local man has decided to take a break from ‘Dry January’ to get pissed at home because it’s Saturday. 54 year-old Brian Delaney from […]

A young black was shot dead by armed Gardaí in West Dublin yesterday while trying to stab them. 27 year-old George Nkencho had just attempted […]

The nurses of Ireland, hellbent on mass murder, have began injecting unsuspecting pensioners with the so-called Covid vaccine. The lethal injection is also suspected of […]

Heaven has banned all arrivals from the UK due to fears of a new strain of the coronavirus. Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ said […]

A culchie who travelled to Dublin by train today to do some Christmas shopping has been trying to buy a Luas ticket from a parking […]

Kim Jong-un has offered Donald Trump and his family asylum in North Korea. The two leaders became good friends in recent years and Kim told […]