People Who Post ‘Nom Nom’ On Facebook While Eating Something Told To Pack It In
People who post the words “Nom Nom” on Facebook while eating something are being encouraged to pack it in and grow the fuck up. Checking […]
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Facebook Friend Who Reads All Your Posts But Never Clicks Like Thinks You Haven’t Noticed
We all have them. Those Facebook friends who you know are reading all your posts but for some reason are determined to never ‘like’ any […]
“How’s Everything Going Back Home?”
The man who held the Brexit referendum is wondering how everything is going back home in the UK. Former British Prime Minister David Cameron is […]
Couples Who Call Each Other ‘Babe’ Told To Cut It Out
Couples who call each other ‘babe’ have been told to cut it out or they may soon face a hefty fine or even imprisonment. The […]
“It’s A No From Me. That Was Awful.” Simon Cowell Tells His Plastic Surgeon
Simon Cowell has finally given his verdict on the performance of his plastic surgeon after going under the knife and it’s not good. The pop […]
Lol. DJ Thinks What He Does Requires Talent
A local DJ is under the impression that what he does requires talent. 32 year-old Brian Delaney goes by the name of DJ Spunky Nuts […]
ITV2 Expect New Reality Show To Be Big Hit
Eager to keep Love Island fans entertained while their favourite show is off air, ITV bosses have revealed a new reality show which they believe […]
President Trump Calls For Calm In King Kong
US President Donald Trump has called for calm in King Kong. The President was talking to reporters at a press briefing in the White House […]
Boris Johnson Threatens To Take English Language Back
British Prime Minister Boris Johnson has said that if Ireland doesn’t “play ball” he will consider not allowing us to use their language anymore. Mr. […]
“I’m Sick Of Football On TV” Says Woman After One Game Of Premier League Season
A local woman has told how she is sick to death of all the football on television after just one game of this season’s English […]