Over-Excited Dog Accidentally Squirts Piss On Owner
A dog that got a little over-excited when his owner came home from work and picked him up yesterday accidentally squirted out some piss that […]
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Last Remaining Man Who Still Called Women’s Breasts ‘Diddies’ Passes Away
There was sad news this week when the last man in Ireland who referred to women’s breasts as diddies passed away. Paddy Bracken from Tullamore […]
Worried Church Officials Tell A Delighted Pope That Ireland Voted 98% No
Church officials here have told Pope Francis that the people of Ireland voted 98% No – 2% Yes in Friday’s referendum. It was decided at […]
Watching The Royal Wedding Or Couldn’t Give A Shite? We Asked The People Of Dublin
Spending several hours watching live footage of a wedding you haven’t been invited to may seem like the behaviour of a mental person to most […]
Woman Unaware Dog Licking Her Face Spent All Morning Licking His Balls
A woman who allowed a dog to lick her face for more than 10 minutes was completely unaware that he had spent most of the […]
Ireland Unsure What Act To Send Next Year As Woman Making Chicken Noises Wins Eurovision
No, you didn’t have a weird dream where a large woman making chicken noises won the Eurovision Song Contest. That actually happened. Even before the […]
Irish Summer Finally Here As Temperatures Soar To ‘Fairly Warm’
The predicted sunny weather has finally arrived in Ireland just in time for the bank holiday weekend. Met Eireann say temperatures will reach a sweltering […]
More People Going To Ed Sheeran Than Mass This Week In Ireland
More people will attend an Ed Sheeran concert than mass in Ireland this week. The incredibly popular singer kicks off his Irish tour in Cork […]
Britain Celebrates As Some Baldy Fella’s Missus Has Baby
There were scenes of celebration across Britain today after a woman went to a hospital to have a baby and then had the baby. Kate […]
Ireland Warns Russia: Provoke Us and We Will Not Hesitate To Frown at You
The Irish government has sent a chilling warning to Russia as relations between the two countries continue to deteriorate. Last month Taoiseach Leo Varadker had […]