Local Man Working From Home Just Realised He Can Get Drunk Any Night He Wants Now
A local man who has been told to work from home due to the coronavirus outbreak has just realised he can get drunk any night […]
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Study Finds Couples Who Call Each Other ‘Babe’ Would Sicken Your Hole
A new study carried out by the Scientific Research Institute has found that couples who call each other babe would sicken your hole. Dr. Henry […]
Woman Checking Out Of Hotel Pretty Sure All This Stuff Is Free
A woman checking out of a Galway hotel this morning is pretty sure the towels, toiletries, cups, saucers, glasses, bog roll and everything else in […]
Man Googles ‘Hangover Cure’ On The Off-Chance One Was Discovered Today
A local man who went on a bender yesterday and is by his own admission “in bits” today has Googled the words ‘hangover cure’ on […]
McDonald’s Launch The McLanger In Cork
McDonald’s have launched a surprise new addition to their menu in an attempt to attract more customers back to their restaurants. However, if you don’t […]
‘We Haven’t Gone Away You Know’ – Varadkar & Martin To Meet For Exploratory Talks
Leo Varadkar and Micheál Martin have agreed to meet for exploratory talks next week after a very amicable phone conversation yesterday. The two party leaders […]
New €50 Million Roundabout Completed In Just 2 Years Opens In Kildare
A brand new state of the art roundabout that took only 2 years to build at a cost of €50 million was officially opened yesterday […]
‘I’m Proud And Humbled The People Have Chosen Fine Gael As Their Opposition Party’
Fine Gael leader Leo Varadkar claimed last night that he is very proud the people of Ireland have chosen his party to be in opposition. […]
‘Who Are The Ra And What The Hell Does Chucky Our Law Mean?’ – Boris Johnson
British Prime Minister Boris Johnson said today that he will work with any Irish government and told reporters the special relationship between our two countries […]
“Em, Tiocfaidh Ar Lá! Brits Out! That’s Actually What I Meant To Say During The Campaign”
Outgoing Taoiseach Leo Varadkar has said he is bitterly disappointed at the election result and that he completely misjudged the mood of the nation. The […]