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A local man has told of his disappointment that he won’t get the chance to make a total cunt of himself yet again at his […]

A local woman who smokes 40 cigarettes a day has said she will never wear a facemask because it’s bad for her asthma. 45 year-old […]

A local grumpy bastard has claimed that nobody should have their Christmas tree up yet because he doesn’t have his up. Noel Coughlan from Tullamore […]

Dublin City Council have confirmed that an army sniper has been put in position to protect the Luke Kelly statue near Sherrif Street which has […]

There was good news for conspiracy theorists yesterday as no deaths and no new cases of Covid-19 were recorded in Ireland just like every other […]

A global survey to find out what the world’s greatest swear word is has concluded with Ireland taking gold for Gobshite. Countries were asked to […]

Irish actor Paul Mescal has joined the long list of Irish actors who have had to explain to the British press that they’re Irish and […]

Met Eireann has confirmed that the rain currently lashing down all over Ireland is never going to stop. Spokesman Brian Kearney told us the forecast […]

Donald Trump has finally decided that this whole coronavirus thing could actually be getting a bit serious and that maybe he should lead by example […]

Met Eireann has warned that the entire country can expect to be hit with more wet windy rain and rainy wet wind today. The wet […]