Victory For Ireland As Gobshite Voted World’s Greatest Swear Word
A global survey to find out what the world’s greatest swear word is has concluded with Ireland taking gold for Gobshite. Countries were asked to […]
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Conspiracy Theorist News Headlines: No Deaths & No New Cases Coz There’s No Virus
There was good news for conspiracy theorists yesterday as no deaths and no new cases of Covid-19 were recorded in Ireland just like every other […]
Mescal Joins Esteemed List Of Irish Actors Who Had To Tell Brits They’re Not British
Irish actor Paul Mescal has joined the long list of Irish actors who have had to explain to the British press that they’re Irish and […]
Rain To Never Fucking Stop
Met Eireann has confirmed that the rain currently lashing down all over Ireland is never going to stop. Spokesman Brian Kearney told us the forecast […]
Trump Starting To Think This Coronavirus Thing Could Get Serious
Donald Trump has finally decided that this whole coronavirus thing could actually be getting a bit serious and that maybe he should lead by example […]
Wet Windy Rain And Rainy Wet Wind Today Followed By Rainy Wet Rain Tomorrow
Met Eireann has warned that the entire country can expect to be hit with more wet windy rain and rainy wet wind today. The wet […]
Local Man Marks Himself As ‘Safe’ After Surviving Yesterday’s Rainy Spell
A local man has marked himself as ‘safe’ on Facebook after he managed to survive yesterday’s rainy spell. 25 year-old Brian Martin from Tullamore said […]
Government Says Holiday Flights Can Resume As Long As There’s No-one On Them
The government has confirmed that it is happy to allow flights to leave Ireland for holiday destinations as long as nobody gets on them. Minister […]
“Meehall? Is That Even A Name? Can’t We Just Call Him Paddy?” Asks Boris
British Prime Minister Boris Johnson has admitted to being more than a little confused after being told of the new Taoiseach’s name. Mr. Johnson was […]
Olympics To Ban White Guys From 100 Metres Because Seriously Lads, What’s The Point?
The International Olympic Committee has confirmed that white guys will no longer participate in the 100 metres because there’s just no point. Committee chairman Thomas […]