Most Brits Dreading Liverpool Winning Title More Than Brexit
A survey has revealed that there are more people in Britain who are dreading Liverpool winning the Premier League than Brexit. The Merseyside club haven’t […]
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Angry Voters Get Ready To Vote Fine Gael Back In Again
With the worst homeless figures in the history of the state, chronic hospital overcrowding and violent crime spiralling out of control, it seems Irish voters […]
Man With Slight Cough Starts Writing His Will After Self-Diagnosing Online
A local man who has had a slight tickly cough for well over an hour now has began writing his last will and testament after […]
“Think Of Her Majesty!” Charlie Flanagan Begs Harry & Meghan To Reconsider
Minister for Justice and Equality Charlie Flanagan has begged the Duke and Duchess of Sussex to reconsider their decision to step back from their position […]
Local Man Shares Facebook Post Of Woman Missing In Chicago For Some F**king Reason
A local man has shared a Facebook post of a woman who has gone missing from her home in Chicago in the USA. Wayne Bracken […]
People Concerned About Africans Rioting In Dublin Are All Racist, Confirms Government
The government has confirmed that people who are concerned about African migrants rioting and brawling on the streets of Dublin are racist. Recent videos of […]
Local Man Can’t Wait For Christmas To End So He Can Stop Fucking Drinking
A local man has admitted he can’t wait for Christmas to end so he can finally stop drinking. 32 year-old Brian Fitzpatrick from Tullamore said […]
Calls For Automatic Prison Sentences For People Who Put Sweet Wrappers Back In Tin
The government is coming under increasing pressure to introduce new laws which will mean automatic prison sentences for people who put sweet wrappers back in […]
Ireland’s Livers Prepare For Battle
Livers all over Ireland are preparing themselves for the traditional alcohol onslaught commonly referred to as Christmas. Bars and off-licences around the country are expected […]
‘Feck it! I’m On Holidays’ Says Man Gagging While Trying To Drink Pint With Breakfast
An Irishman currently in Lanzarote is having a pint with his breakfast because feck it, he’s on holidays. 45 year-old Brian Duggan from Limerick is […]