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The President of Ireland Michael D. Higgins is shrinking and it seems nothing can be done to stop it. The rate of his decline has […]

A local couple who decided to buy their Christmas drink in October will have to buy it again after they unexpectedly drank it all. Tom […]

A government funded study into what kids talk about has found that they talk absolute shite. Results show that around 99% of what they say […]

Residents of a Dublin suburb were overwhelmed with joy last night when a local man who was trying to turn on his Christmas lights on the 7th […]

A brand new €50 Million roundabout was officially opened by Minister for Transport Shane Ross in Tullamore earlier today. The roundabout took just under 4 […]

A traveller who spoke out against Peter Casey’s controversial comments during the presidential campaign has now challenged him to a fight. Casey outrageously claimed that […]

A local man who went on a bender yesterday and is by his own admission “in bits” today has Googled the words ‘hangover cure’ on […]

Ever noticed that after a 4-0 result while other soccer pundits on other channels are admiring the goals the lads on RTE spend the whole […]

Drinking in the airport bar before an early morning flight has been hailed as the best part of going on holidays. The results of a […]

A study has found that nearly half of all airline pilots who fly passenger planes are terrified of flying. The results are sure to come […]