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A survey has revealed that 90% of Ryanair passengers have absolutely no idea what the hell the stewardess just said into the intercom. What’s more […]

Frustrated with a string of piss-poor performances on this year’s show, producers at Virgin Media Television have finally had enough and cancelled Ireland’s Got Talent. […]

Met Éireann has issued a ‘Fierce Windy’ weather warning for the whole country for the next couple of days with some counties also expected to […]

It’s been a long time coming but the world wide web will at long last reach County Longford later this month and people there will […]

The International Olympic Committee have confirmed that white guys will no longer participate in the 100 metres because there’s just no point. Committee chairman Thomas […]

A man who saw on the news that there might be some snow in his part of the country has bought 200 loaves of bread […]

Scientists researching what we should eat for a healthy diet are claiming that all food is bad for you. Dr. Philip McIntyre carried out the […]

Manchester United are not shite anymore and that’s official. The Red Devils beat title hopefuls Tottenham Hotspur at Wembley yesterday giving manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer […]

Around half of all Irish people who promised themselves a dry January this year have apparently had a complete rethink and decided it was the […]

BREAKING ….. AS IT HAPPENS Within the last few minutes Jose Mourinho has been confirmed as the new manager of League of Ireland division one […]