Dark Clouds And Rain Expected To Clear Around March Next Year
Ireland’s weather forecasters have given their predictions for the coming months and unsurprisingly it’s not looking good. After several weeks of miserable weather for this […]
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Disgraceful Scenes In Dublin Bar Forces Government To Shut Down Longford
The Government has said they have no option but to shut down County Longford after a video emerged showing customers not adhering to Covid-19 guidelines […]
Russian Covid Vaccine Volunteers Showing “No Major Side Effects” Says Kremlin
Russian government officials are claiming that they are the first country in the world to create and approve a vaccine offering “sustainable immunity” against Covid-19, […]
Harry: “I’ve Married A Geebag!”
Prince Harry has admitted to a close friend that he is starting to have serious doubts about his marriage to Meghan Markle and that he […]
Government Warns Against All Non-Essential Travel To U.S. Coz It’s A Mental Kip
The government is advising people not to travel to the United States unless it’s for essential purposes as the place is mental and it’s a […]
Relief For Irish Holidaymakers As Greenland Makes Travel List
There was huge relief around the country this morning as people woke up to the news that tourist hotspot Greenland had made the travel list. […]
Bosco Dead At 45
Irish children’s TV star Bosco has passed away at the age of just 45. The reclusive puppet was found unresponsive in his Ballymun apartment late […]
Spain Set To Re-open Borders To All Tourists Except Gingers
Spanish Government officials have confirmed that the country is ready to re-open its borders to tourists from all countries but with one strict condition, no […]
Odds Slashed On John Delaney Being Reappointed To The FAI
Bookmakers have slashed odds on John Delaney being reappointed to the FAI after it emerged yesterday that Fianna Fáil leader Micheál Martin is about to […]
Liverpool Fans Pretending Lifting Trophy In An Empty Stadium Won’t Be Shit
Liverpool fans are continuing to pretend that lifting the Premier League trophy in an empty stadium isn’t going to be shit. The English Premier League […]