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It has been announced today that all people who work in chippers on Saturday nights will be awarded medals and publicly thanked for their service […]

American pop superstars Jay Z and his wife Beyonce have landed in Ireland ahead of tomorrow’s All-Ireland Hurling Final in Croke Park. The couple are […]

A local toddler who was on his way to Lanzarote with his parents for a 2-week holiday this morning held in a massive foul-smelling dump […]

The United Left Alliance have sacked Dublin councillor Fintan O’Callaghan from the party after he was photographed wearing a suit and tie. An official statement […]

Minister for Education Joe McHugh has congratulated Leaving Cert students on all their hard work and said initial indications are that it’s been another good […]

It has just been confirmed by fans of Liverpool football club that their favourite team will finally be crowned English Premier League Champions at the […]

Concert promoters at Slane Castle have admitted they’re running out of potential headline acts for the famous venue as most of today’s music is shite. […]

It may have been expected but that doesn’t make it any less mental. Yes it’s finally happened. Boris Johnson is about to become Britain’s next […]

The entire County of Offaly has phoned in sick this morning with a massive hangover. It’s the first time in the history of the state […]

The Irish navy has today set sail for the gulf region in an attempt to calm escalating tensions between the US and Iran. Last week […]