Boston Bellends Beat The Nashville Nutsacks in Super Bowl Cup Final

The Super Bowl Cup Final of the World Series Championships took place yesterday in Los Angeles in baseball’s biggest game of the football season.

As always the game was played in the middle of the night for some reason when everyone was in bed instead of during the day. The Boston Bellends won and were crowned World Champions of America after beating the Nashville Nutsacks by 13 points to 13.

The Nutsacks made a strong start with a quick goal-shot after tight-end wide receiver Leroy Simpson was side-whipped for an ankle infringement in the flip zone during a throw-ball counter attack.

The Bellends then hit back after they threw a sidewinder into an off-shoot scissors tackle that saw first base pitcher Bucky Johnson expelled from the anchor zone which led to a kick ball penalty throw. Touchdown!!

Most Americans are under the impression that the world comes to a standstill every year for the super bowl and have no idea that pretty much nobody else gives a shit.

Here in Ireland during last year’s game between the Florida Fucknuggets and the Green Bay Fudge Packers the Leitrim under 10 hurling County Final was on TG4 at the same time and killed it in the ratings.

Last night they showed highlights of the Offaly under 8 girls Camogie Final which saw Cappincur beat Killeigh in a bad tempered match that included 8 red cards and a players brawl at the final whistle. Great stuff girls! Better than that American shite any day.