Don’t miss out on this year’s Black Friday madness when prices will be slashed on literally tons of crap that you don’t need.
Convince yourself you’ve just saved money by buying something you didn’t want for less than it usually costs.
Need a new laptop? No? So what. Buy one anyway. The brand new Dell Inspiron 3000 which normally retails at €800 is now just €600. Wow! Buy it tomorrow and don’t miss out on the Black Friday madness. You’ll think you’ve just saved €200 because you’re an idiot.
Looking for a new phone that not only lets you call people and send messages but also surf the intetnet? Of course not, you’ve already got one. It works perfectly fine and you’re reading this on it right now but so what? Just think of all the money you’ll save if you buy another one. That’s right. You’ll save hundreds of euros if you just buy loads of stuff tomorrow.
Bored with your house? Well fucking buy a new one you tight cunt!! Prices slashed on literally hundreds of houses for tomorrow only. Do not miss out on this once in a lifetime chance to buy a house. Honestly, you’ll be saving a fortune!