Coleen Rooney Accuses Rebekah Vardy Of Having A Big Smelly Gowl

Things got heated on the final day of the so-called Wagatha Christie libel trial in London yesterday when Coleen Rooney accused Rebekah Vardy of having a big smelly gowl.

The trial was brought on by Rooney’s accusation that Vardy leaked stories about her to The Sun. This was the first time things got out of hand in the courtroom as the girls got into a verbal confrontation.

As the judge tried to restore order, Rebekah Vardy responded to the accusation, claiming her gowl is neither big nor smelly and accused Coleen Rooney of having a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle.

Rooney hit back, calling Vardy’s husband Jamie a tap-in merchant who’s never played for a big club because he’s shite. She also told Rebekah that she’s so thick she can’t even spell Rebecca.

Of course if they weren’t rich and famous this would have been settled ages ago with a drunken bitch-fight outside their local Weatherspoons, ending with them being pulled apart after someone’s tit fell out.

Lawyers finished giving their closing arguments in the trial yesterday and a verdict is expected in the coming days.

The winner of the Rooney v Vardy trial will meet the winner of the Johnny Depp v Amber Heard trial in the final next month. The Four Courts in Dublin has been chosen as the neutral venue for the final.