CONFIRMED: Liverpool To Win Premier League
It has just been confirmed by fans of Liverpool football club that their favourite team will finally be crowned English Premier League Champions at the […]
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Gordon Ramsay Not Happy With ‘Age My Face’ App Result
It seemed that everyone on social media had been downloading ageing apps recently as millions of people worldwide posted photos of their ‘old selves’ just […]
Trump To Tackle Gun Violence By Making It Harder To Buy Video Games
The President of the only country on Earth that has regular mass shootings has vowed to end gun violence by making it harder to buy […]
Local Man Hoping Healthy Salad Makes Up For 30 Pints Drank At Weekend
A local man is hoping that having a healthy salad for his lunch will make up for the 30 pints he drank at the weekend. […]
Slane Running Out Of Bands As Most New Music Shite
Concert promoters at Slane Castle have admitted they’re running out of potential headline acts for the famous venue as most of today’s music is shite. […]
“Why Did The Paddy’s Have To Put A Border There? It’s Ruining Everything!”
Leaked reports coming from London quote British Prime Minister Boris Johnson saying to government colleagues during a cabinet meeting yesterday “Why did the Paddy’s have […]
Trump Predicts Great Relationship With “Prime Minister Boris Becker”
US President Donald Trump accidentally congratulated German tennis star Boris Becker on becoming Britain’s new Prime Minister. The mistake happened this morning as Mr. Trump […]
Ireland’s Got Talent Cancelled Due To Lack Of Talent
Producers at Virgin Media Television confirmed at the weekend that Ireland’s Got Talent will not be returning to our screens saying they got through everyone […]
Shane Lowry’s Granny Still On The Brandy
The grandmother of golf hero Shane Lowry is apparently still on the brandy since Shane’s sensational victory in Royal Portrush last weekend. Emily Scanlon won […]
Sweet Mother Of Divine Jaysus Look Who’s In Charge Of Brexit
It may have been expected but that doesn’t make it any less mental. Yes it’s finally happened. Boris Johnson is about to become Britain’s next […]