Britain Starting To Think This Coronavirus Thing Could Get Serious
The British government has decided that this whole coronavirus thing could actually be getting a bit serious and that they should maybe do something about […]
Articles by Ringo
‘It’s A Sad Day When You Can’t Do Without The Pub’ Says Man Getting Buckled At Home
A local man has said that it’s a sad day if you can’t enjoy St. Patrick’s day without going to the pub. 32 year-old Brian […]
Local Man Working From Home Just Realised He Can Get Drunk Any Night He Wants Now
A local man who has been told to work from home due to the coronavirus outbreak has just realised he can get drunk any night […]
Trump Tests Positive For Gobshitis
U.S. President Donald Trump has tested positive for Gobshitis. Mr. Trump’s personal physician Dr. Brad Johnson carried out the test yesterday and confirmed the news […]
Varadkar And Martin To Form Government While You’re All Distracted
Talks between Fine Gael and Fianna Fáil leaders Leo Varadkar and Micheál Martin are said to be at an advanced stage and it is believed […]
Liverpool’s Title In Tatters As Premier League Abandoned Indefinitely
Liverpool’s 30 year wait to be crowned English champions looks set continue even further after Premier League officials dramatically called a halt to this season’s […]
Study Finds Men Who Walk Around Wearing Full Tracksuits Are All Twats
A study carried out by the Institute for Scientific Research has found that all men who walk around wearing full tracksuits are twats. Dr. Philip […]
Bingo & Daniel O’Donnell Concerts F**ked As Over 70s Advised To Stay At Home
Bingo halls all over Ireland are set to close their doors indefinitely after the government issued strict new guidelines warning people over 70 not to […]
Met Eireann: Weekend Weather To Be Mixed But Mostly Shite
Met Eireann has said the weather for the rest of the weekend will be mixed but mostly shite. Earlier forecasts predicting warm, sunny conditions for […]
Deadly New Virus Called ‘Gobshitis’ Spreading Rapidly Nationwide
The government has confirmed that an outbreak of gobshitis has been gradually spreading across the country for the past few weeks and that they purposely […]