Irish Weather Warning Upgraded To ‘Fierce Windy’
Met Éireann has issued a ‘Fierce Windy’ weather warning for the whole country for the next couple of days with some counties also expected to […]
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“How Can You Watch That I’m A Celebrity Shite?” Says Man Who Definitely Watches It
A local man who claims reality TV show ‘I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here’ is shite definitely watches every minute of it. Brian […]
President Higgins Shrinking
The President of Ireland Michael D. Higgins is shrinking and it seems nothing can be done to stop it. The rate of his decline has […]
Culchie In Dublin Saying Hello To Everyone He Passes
A culchie who is apparently still on the loose somewhere in Dublin is reportedly going around saying hello to everyone he sees. Joseph Egan from […]
Irish Weather Warning Upgraded To ‘Fierce Cold’
Having previously issuing a ‘Fierce Windy’ weather warning last month, Met Éireann has today issued a ‘Fierce Cold’ weather warning for the whole country with […]
Spice Girls Sell Out Croke Park As Entire Nation Forgets How Shite They Were
Tickets for the Spice Girls Menopause Tour concert in Croke Park next year went on sale at 9am this morning and all 80,000 were gone […]
New Law Means Anyone Saying “I’m Knackered” Can Be Charged With Racism
New anti-racism laws which come into effect early next year mean people will have to be a lot more careful what they say in future. […]
Local Couple’s Christmas Booze Already Gone
A local couple who decided to buy their Christmas drink in October will have to buy it again after they unexpectedly drank it all. Tom […]
Muslims Plead With Catholic Church To Take Sinéad O’Connor Back
After two weeks of having Sinéad O’Connor as a member of their faith, Muslims have already had enough and have asked the Catholic Church to […]
Study Confirms Kids Talk Shite
A government funded study into what kids talk about has found that they talk absolute shite. Results show that around 99% of what they say […]