Taoiseach Vows To Eradicate The Poor
Taoiseach Leo Varadkar has said he intends to eradicate poor people during his tenure as leader of the country. Mr. Varadkar was responding to a […]
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Joy For Red Half Of Bangladesh As Liverpool Win Champions League
Celebrations are in full swing already across Liverpool strongholds such as Bangladesh and Abu Dhabi as the locals favourite football team Liverpool beat Spurs in […]
Dublin Girl’s Face Stuck After Wind Changes During Selfie
A 20 year-old girl from Dublin has been stuck in a permanent pouting pose for four days now after the wind changed direction while she […]
8 Out Of 10 Irish Adults Fluent In Polish Swear Words
A survey has discovered that 8 out of 10 Irish adults are fluent in Polish swear words and use them on a regular basis. There […]
Rest Of Society Hoping Game of Thrones Fans Will Finally Shut The Fuck Up About It
People who have never watched an episode of Game Of Thrones are hoping their friends and colleagues who did watch the show will now just […]
Ireland Boycotts Eurovision Song Contest Final By Not Qualifying For It
Ireland has delivered a devastating blow to the state of Israel by sending a terrible song to the Eurovision Song Contest and purposely not qualifying […]
“Ireland’s Eurovision Song Is Awful” Says Man Responsible For Jedward
Louis Walsh has claimed in an interview that Ireland’s Eurovision Song Contest entry for this year is awful and hasn’t a chance in hell of […]
Britain Celebrates As Some Ginger Fella’s Missus Has Baby
There were scenes of celebration across Britain today after a woman went to a hospital to have a baby and then had the baby. American […]
Study Reveals Men Who Work Out Excessively Have Little Willies
A worldwide study carried out by the International Institute of Scientific Research has revealed that men who work out excessively tend to have tiny little […]
Study Reveals Nobody Has Ever Voted For Someone Because They Saw A Giant Photo Of Their Head
As posters of wannabe councillors and MEP’s are plastered all over lamp posts across the country, a study has revealed that the hideous eyesores are […]