Klopp Confident Liverpool Can Stay Up
Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp has said he is confident the club can stay up this season and keep their place in the English Premier League. […]
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Gallagher Brothers End 12 Year Feud
Liam and Noel Gallagher have finally ended their 14 year feud and kissed and made up. The Oasis brothers spent the last 18 years publicly […]
Government Told ‘Re-open Hairdressers Now And Stop Acting The Bollocks’
The government has been told by one of its own Ministers to re-open hairdressers as a matter of urgency and to stop acting the bollocks. […]
Westlife Lift Nation’s Spirits By Breaking Up For Good
Irish boyband Westlife have done their bit to lift the nation’s spirits during these troubled times by announcing that they’re breaking up for good. The […]
GAA To Rename All-Ireland Champions “World Champions” Like The Americans Do
The GAA has confirmed that the All-Ireland Champions will officially be recognised as the World Champions from now on. The decision was taken after Gaelic […]
Nashville Nutsacks Beat The California Cockwombles in Super Bowl World Series Cup Final
The Super Bowl Cup Final of the World Series Championships took place yesterday in baseball’s biggest game of the football season. As always the game […]
Liverpool Officially Shite Again
Liverpool are shite again and that’s official. Last year’s Premier League champions have all but given up on retaining their title after a string of […]
49 Year-Old Local Woman Fooling No-One With That New Profile Pic
A 49 year-old local woman who filtered the bejaysus out of a photograph of herself and put it up as her new Facebook profile picture […]
People With Fresh Looking Haircuts Can Now Be Detained And Questioned For 24 Hours
From today Gardaí will have the power to detain and question anyone they suspect of having recently had a hair cut. Under the current lockdown […]
Man Actually Lives In Portarlington Of His Own Free Will
A 36 year-old man who doesn’t seem mental or anything has said that he actually lives in the town of Portarlington of his own free […]