“Best Paddy’s Day Ever!” Claims Man Who Remembers Nothing After 6 O’Clock
A local man who woke up on his sitting room floor this morning with his tongue stuck to the roof of his mouth has said […]
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“God That Weekend Flew” Says Piss-Head Who Drank All The Way Through It
A local man who started drinking last Friday evening and stopped some time last night says he can’t believe how quick the bank holiday weekend […]
“We’re Not a Nation of Drunks You Know!” Says Man On 12th Pint
A drunk Irishman has angrily told an American TV reporter that Ireland is not a nation of drunks and that they haven’t a clue about […]
Offaly Village Trying To Hide Links To Trump’s Great-Grandfather
Residents of a village in County Offaly are denying that Donald Trump’s great-grandfather lived there before emigrating to America in 1894, even though genealogists have […]
Murderer To Be Charged With Murder
A former British soldier who committed murder is to be charged with murder 47 years after murdering 2 people and attempting to murder 4 others […]
Irish People Who Live Abroad Asked To Say ‘Turty Tree’ At Least Once Every Day
A survey of Irish people living abroad has found that almost all of them are asked to say turty tree at least once every day. […]
Cockwomble Voted Ireland’s Favourite Swear Word
A study to find out what the nation’s favourite swear word is has discovered that it’s Cockwomble. An extensive nationwide survey was carried out over […]
Dublin To Get Two New Gardaí
Minister for Justice Charlie Flanagan has announced that Dublin is to get two new Gardaí and said he hopes the new recruits will be walking […]
Fans Still In Shock As Man Who Liked Sleeping With Young Boys Turns Out To Be Paedophile
The world of entertainment continues to reel in shock after last week’s revelations that suspected paedophile Michael Jackson was a paedophile. Music fans worldwide have […]
British Government Ask Solskjaer To Take Over Team Brexit
British Government officials have confirmed that they have made an approach to Manchester United interim manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer with regards to him taking over […]