A local woman who smokes 40 cigarettes a day has said she will never wear a facemask because it’s bad for her asthma. 45 year-old Mary Digan told us she should be allowed to go anywhere she wants without wearing a mask because she has a legitimate reason not to.
“You can’t make me wear a mask because my asthma plays up terrible. I wore one once and I started coughing up phlegm and mucus and some sort of black shite. I do that every day but that day it was definitely the mask’s fault.”
Mary admitted that even if she didn’t have asthma she’d still refuse to wear a mask.
This is how the Nazis started off in Germany. Making people wear masks in Lidl. I read that on the internet. Also the Covid vaccine contains microchip implants so the government can listen in on our everyday conversations and 5G gives men ball cancer. Did you know facemasks contain chemicals that turn people gay?”
Mary is a regular at anti-mask protests and says forcing people to wear masks infringes upon our freedom.
“Our patriot dead gave their lives for our rights to cough and splutter all over each other and that’s what I intend to do every day for the rest of my life. I’m just another Irish patriot doing my bit for our country.”