Anti-Lockdown Protesters Deny Accusations That They’re Also Anti-Spelling

Organisers of the anti-lockdown protest that took place in Dublin at the weekend have angrily denied accusations that they’re also anti-spelling and grammar. The claims were made on social media after photos and videos emerged from Saturday’s rally that seem to show the protesters have a big problem with spelling things correctly.

We spoke to one of the protest organisers who wishes to remain anonymous and began by asking him to spell the word education.

“I’m not here to do a fucking spelling test.” he replied angrily. “We’re not anti-spelling. We’re anti-lockdown and we’ve had enough. It’s all a big hoax created by the illuminati who are actually Jewish lizard-people that control RTE. Wake up sheeple! The government want to kill us all and harvest our organs. How can you not see that? Are you all mental or something?”

We then asked him if he could spell the word book.

“Go ahead and mock. You won’t be laughing when the Gardaí turn up at your house to take your children away to de-programming camps that are being built in the Curragh as we speak. They’re creating a New World Order and the only way we’ll survive is if we welcome our new reptilian overlords and mate with their women. The when we’ve earned their trust, we’ll rise up from within and strike for our freedom. Did you know facemasks contain chemicals that make you turn gay?”