Anti Mask Protesters Hold Anti Hair Net Protest Outside Dublin Deli

Anti-mask protesters held an anti-hair net protest outside a deli in Dublin city centre earlier today. Around a hundred patriots attended the rally and were told by organiser and well known conspiracy theorist Brian Heffernan that hair nets are a tool of oppression that violate personal liberty. He called on the staff making sandwiches inside to send a message to the government by removing their hair nets.

“Wake up sheeple! The government are forcing you to wear hair nets just like the Nazis forced Jews to wear gold stars. It’s exactly the same thing. Apart from the whole being murdered in death camps bit obviously but otherwise it’s the same.”

Mr Heffernan said the idea that hair nets prevent hairs from getting in food is a hoax created by the illuminati and the government as well as Bill Gates and several Fake News RTE presenters including Marty Morrissey and Eileen Dunne.

He also told the crowd that many hair nets contain listening devices while others omit chemicals that can turn people gay. He had the following message for the government.

“Do you think you’re dealing with idiots? We refuse to submit. We will not wear your hair nets. Unless of course they’re made of tinfoil but that’s another matter altogether.”