The Taliban have taken several abandoned US war planes out for a spin in the skies above Afghanistan and initial reports suggest they’re well impressed. Taliban leader Mullah Mohammad Hassan Akhund Hibatullah Akhundzada Mohammad Abdul Mohammad Mohammad praised the ingenuity of the Americans during a press conference in Kabul today.
“You have to hand it to the Americans. They may be the spawn of Satan and doomed to burn in the fires of hell for all eternity but they know how to make a plane.”
Abdullah Sayyid flew one of the planes and said he had very little previous experience.
“To be honest I’ve only ever driven a tractor but if you Google ‘How to fly an F-22 Raptor’ it’s all on the internet. The full manual is available to download in pdf form from the US Air Force website. It’s password protected but I just guessed and got it right first time. It was ‘GodBlessAmerica’. Lol.”
The Taliban ended the press conference by thanking the Americans for dropping by and said if they ever feel like coming back and leaving another shit load of planes, helicopters, tanks, rockets, missiles, machine guns and lovely new army uniforms they’d be more than welcome.