Anti-Lockdown Protesters Ensure Lockdown Will Continue Even Longer
Hundreds of anti-lockdown protesters ensured the lockdown will continue even longer than had been expected by gathering in Dublin earlier today. The super-spreader event took […]
Month: February 2021
Mr. Price Renamed ‘Price’ To Be More Inclusive For All Eleven Genders
Irish retail chain Mr. Price has confirmed it is to become gender neutral by dropping the ‘Mr’ from its name. The number of recognised genders […]
Quick! Everyone Outside Now!! It’s 12 Fuckin’ Degrees!!!
Many parts of Ireland are today basking in the glory of a whopping 12 degrees Celsius and people are being encouraged to go outside and […]
Cat Just Wishes Family Would Piss Off Back To Work
A local cat whose family are at home all day every day due to lockdown wishes they’d just piss off back to work. Fluffy Molloy […]
Mary-Lou Tells Arlene Foster To Stop Pulling Numbers Out Of Her Hairy Protestant Arse
Mary-Lou McDonald has told the First Minister of Northern Ireland Arlene Foster to stop pulling numbers out of her hairy Protestant arse. The Sinn Féin […]
Good News As NPHET Says Lockdown Restrictions Will Be Eased In A Few Years
Thr group set up to advise the government on how to handle the coronavirus pandemic has said the end is finally in sight and told […]
New Laws Mean Anyone Saying “I’m Knackered” Can Be Charged With Racism
New anti-racism laws which come into effect next month mean people will have to be a lot more careful about what they say in future. […]
UK To Have Their Cats Vaccinated Before We Get To Our Over 70’s
The UK is on course to have its entire cat population vaccinated by the time Ireland gets to people aged over 70. As things stand, […]
“Covid-Free” North Korea Asks For 25 Million Vaccines
Despite claiming to have had no Covid cases, North Korea has asked for 25 million vaccines which they say are for research purposes only. The […]
Britain Celebrates As Some Ginger Fella Gets His Missus Pregnant
Britain is celebrating today after the announcement that the ginger lad from the royal family who lives in America (because he kinda left the royal […]