Outrage After Gardaí Shoot Young Black Man Who Was Simply Trying To Stab Them
A young black was shot dead by armed Gardaí in West Dublin yesterday while trying to stab them. 27 year-old George Nkencho had just attempted […]
Month: December 2020
Evil Nurses Begin Injecting Pensioners With Killer Covid Vaccine (And Probably 5G)
The nurses of Ireland, hellbent on mass murder, have began injecting unsuspecting pensioners with the so-called Covid vaccine. The lethal injection is also suspected of […]
Heaven Bans All UK Arrivals
Heaven has banned all arrivals from the UK due to fears of a new strain of the coronavirus. Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ said […]
Culchie Trying To Buy Luas Ticket From Parking Meter For Over An Hour Now
A culchie who travelled to Dublin by train today to do some Christmas shopping has been trying to buy a Luas ticket from a parking […]
Kim Jong-un Offers Trump Asylum In North Korea
Kim Jong-un has offered Donald Trump and his family asylum in North Korea. The two leaders became good friends in recent years and Kim told […]
Local Man Disappointed He Won’t Get To Make A Cunt Of Himself At Office Party This Year
A local man has told of his disappointment that he won’t get the chance to make a total cunt of himself yet again at his […]
NPHET Recommends Making Restaurant Customers Wear Masks Between Mouthfuls
NPHET have said people dining in restaurants should have to wear face masks between each mouthful while eating their meals. The group set up to […]
40 A-Day Chain Smoker Refuses To Wear Mask ‘Coz It’s Bad For Her Asthma
A local woman who smokes 40 cigarettes a day has said she will never wear a facemask because it’s bad for her asthma. 45 year-old […]
GAA Investigate Claims Dublin Have Been Playing With 20 Players For The Past 10 Years
Dublin’s footballing superiority is in doubt today after GAA officials confirmed they are looking into credible evidence the current All- Ireland champions have actually been […]
‘My Tree Isn’t Up Yet So Nobody’s Should Be’ Says Local Grumpy Bastard
A local grumpy bastard has claimed that nobody should have their Christmas tree up yet because he doesn’t have his up. Noel Coughlan from Tullamore […]