‘Who Are The Ra And What The Hell Does Chucky Our Law Mean?’ – Boris Johnson
British Prime Minister Boris Johnson said today that he will work with any Irish government and told reporters the special relationship between our two countries […]
Month: February 2020
“Em, Tiocfaidh Ar Lá! Brits Out! That’s Actually What I Meant To Say During The Campaign”
Outgoing Taoiseach Leo Varadkar has said he is bitterly disappointed at the election result and that he completely misjudged the mood of the nation. The […]
Man In Pub Wondering If Schofield’s Wife Lets Him Ride Men Now Too Or What’s The Story
A local man who went out for a few pints last night was wondering if Phillip Schofield’s wife is going to let him ride men […]
Charlie Flanagan Supporters Hold One Final Rally Before Election
Supporters of Fine Gael’s Charlie Flanagan were out in force in Portlaoise this morning for one last rally before tomorrow’s election. Mr. Flanagan was not […]
Varadakar Vows To Eradicate The Poor If Re-elected As Taoiseach
Leo Varadkar has said he will eradicate poor people if he is re-elected as Taoiseach of the country. Mr. Varadkar was responding to questions on […]
Local Man Hoping Female Work Colleague Knows That Stink In The Toilet Wasn’t Him
A local man who was leaving the bathroom as a female work colleague was entering is really hoping she knows that horrendous stink was nothing […]
We Won’t Go Into Government With Sinn Féin Says Party That’s Not Going Into Government
Leo Varadkar has repeated his promise that his party will not go into government with Sinn Féin. The Fine Gael leader was speaking to reporters […]
Boston Bellends Beat The Nashville Knobjockeys in Super Bowl Cup Final
The Super Bowl Cup Final of the World Series Championships took place last night in baseball’s biggest game of the football season. As always the […]