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Month: January 2019

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Olympics To Ban White Guys From 100 Metres Because What’s The Point?

January 31, 2019 Ringo 0

The International Olympic Committee have confirmed that white guys will no longer participate in the 100 metres because there’s just no point. Committee chairman Thomas […]

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Local Man Who Heard There Might Be Some Snow Buys 200 Loaves Of Bread

January 29, 2019 Ringo 0

A man who saw on the news that there might be some snow in his part of the country has bought 200 loaves of bread […]

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“Brexit Will Bring Plague, Famine, a Holocaust, Nuclear War and Armageddon” – Varadkar

January 27, 2019 Ringo 0

Taoiseach Leo Varadkar has said in an interview with European TV channel Bloomberg that brexit could bring about the end of the world and the […]

Many Women Unaware Pouting Makes Their Face Look Exactly Like A Baboon’s Arse

January 26, 2019 Ringo 0

Many young women today are completely oblivious to the fact that not only does pouting not look sexy, it actually makes their face look exactly […]

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“Is 97 Too Old To Drive?” Asks Britain’s Media. “Of Course It Fuckin’ Is!” Answers Everyone Else

January 25, 2019 Ringo 0

After last week’s road crash involving the Queen of England’s mad husband Prince Philip, the question of whether 97 is too old to drive has […]

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Now That’s What I Call Shit! – Out Now

January 23, 2019 Ringo 0

Finally someone has gathered all the worst songs ever recorded and put them together to make one huge steaming pile of shit. And it’s out […]

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Latest Research Claims Food Is Bad For You

January 19, 2019 Ringo 0

Scientists researching what we should eat for a healthy diet are claiming that all food is bad for you. Dr. Philip McIntyre carried out the […]

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Woman Drinking Pints ‘Must Be A Lesbian’ Agree Lads in Pub

January 17, 2019 Ringo 0

A group of male friends who went to their local pub last night and witnessed a woman drinking pints are all in agreement that she […]

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Jobless Jedward: “We’d Busk But Music Isn’t Really Our Thing.”

January 15, 2019 Ringo 0

Dublin twins John and Edward Grimes – otherwise known as Jedward – have admitted that they haven’t ‘worked’ in almost two years and have no […]

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Manchester United Officially Not Shite Anymore

January 14, 2019 Ringo 0

Manchester United are not shite anymore and that’s official. The Red Devils beat title hopefuls Tottenham Hotspur at Wembley yesterday giving manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer […]

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